Bomber County Minis Etiquette

We on our vehicles the Bomber County Minis banner display
We know the public associate us with this club night and day
We are Ladies and Gentlemen and so wish to be known
We abide by our rules without complaint, winge or moan
We are courteous to all the folk in our land who use the road
We comply in full to that wonderful book - the highway code
We are generous and courteous to others helping them on their way
We show manners by letting people in - well - at least once a day
We have respect at night in residential areas for those who sleep
We don’t rev our engines or sound our horns – brum brum - peep peep
We are respectful in Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Maccy Dees or any car park
We do not do donuts or wheel spins in the daylight or in the dark
We respect our fellow members, each and every one
We will help each other, if we can, when things go wrong
We believe we have great fortune to be in this club of clubs
We enjoy driving in convoy and meeting in Bomber County Pubs
We apply common sense to keep the club future bright
We know it’s easy, it’s fun and it’s right
We know that if we don’t follow each and every rule
We face removal from this club – which really ain’t that cool
We wish all member to have Pride and Honour if you please
For the good name associated with… …Bomber County Minis